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DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. Whoo! SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! That's good point Larry. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. A.K.A. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! Right. DONKEY: You do now. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. He enters the Potion Room he saw earlier. What you lack is the capacity! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. / Have a bichon fris! Animated Films Wiki. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? Rawhide! Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. Im going! Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. DONKEY: Yup that's me. Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. I got to get a job. Fiona, is this what you want? He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. He enters the Dragon's Keep. See, youre allergic to that stuff. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. He is lowered back to the ground. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. Lillian cringes. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. The shelves are filled with different potions. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. For five minutes. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. Fear me, if you dare! Yeah! Well just have to come up with something smarter. Donkey walks back the door to stand on guard. Get your coat, dear. Shrek: Oh, boy. SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! FIONA: Ugh! Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 2 International releases 2.1 UK 2.1.1 VHS 2.2 DVD US releases Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. PUSS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Pussin Boots! Youll see. [laughs]. Woo! Are you serious?! Look what Ive done for her. Oh! Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice are using the Magic Mirror as a TV. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. Now! Hes a little slow this morning. Id give anything to have him back. CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Come here, little kitty. They just want to give you their blessing. If there's gonna be any animal testing, Im gonna do it. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Larry: Aw, I forgive . Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. (hisses). 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament Look! Harold leaps in front of Shrek and gets hit by the wand's zap as a horrible sacrifice to the kingdom! Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. He didnt get there in time. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases DONKEY: Oh! And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. He never lets me out after sunset. FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. Spell! Go right in. He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. Ill be giggling to myself. Dont you want to see your wife? Mum and Dad.". The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. SHREK: All right, big fella! Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. The group cheers. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. Thumbelina? SHREK: But look at me. Godmother and the furniture collectively gasp, the furniture begins to shuffle away, grumbling. A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. Harold walks up to a door in the back and sees Fairy Godmother's men from before standing guard. Fairy Godmother hovers her way across the red carpet. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. The furniture starts to animate and move around. FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. Pirates and witches sit at the tables. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! Look at him! Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. SHREK: Quit messing around! Godmother smiles. The bartender turns around and leans on the bar, scowling at Harold. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. I know it would mean the world to Fiona. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Alright! She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. Donkey comes chasing through with Puss, Pinocchio, Wolf, the Pigs, and the Mice on his back. Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. DONKEY: Oh, no. DONKEY: Head em up! I think I feel something coming on. GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. Isnt it all wonderful! Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! I dont want to die! FIONA: I want what any princess wants. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. All I got in my room was shampoo. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! GODMOTHER: A sporty carriage to ride in style / Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle. SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. SHREK: Sure. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. A littlefather-son time? Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. Pretend theres nothing wrong! Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". Theyre not like that. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. DONKEY: Thats more like it! Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. She sits up with concerned look on her face. Ooh! The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Head em up! 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